The Man Who Loved Bicycles

by Daniel Behrman ; Harper's Magazine Press, 1973

Reviewer's disclaimer : The following quotes were taken from the above book and are shown here without permission of the author or publisher.


Excerpts from Chp. 2 - The deadly Mustang-Cougar-Jaguar-Tiger GT wheelchair

He goes on eating like the hunter and the plowman, the boeuf bourguignon of the peasant winegrower, the boeuf bouillabaisse of the fisherman, the lumberjack's flapjacks, the cowboy's steaks, and he does nothing at all. Again the syndrome; the more he eats, the bigger the car he needs to be able to move. He can pass on a hill at eighty miles per hour, but he can't climb a flight of stairs. This is where the car gets us; we are turned into a nation of Falstaffs but only superficially. We are not jovial fat men, we're just fat.

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Small wonder that the organism of man the hunter races wildy; all that energy intake is going wild, Achilles' heel is on the accelerator, his toes is on the brake. Small wonder that the energy bursts out elsewhere; perhaps it erupts into carcinomas that strike us down willy-nilly like the plague in Defoe's London, you're here today, you're gone tomorrow. It cloaks us, too, with unhealthy tissue, a refuse head of quivering grease that we must tote with us when we jelly out of our wheelchairs, our hearts pumping like a schoolgirl's at the sight of her first swain, our chests heaving, our lungs panting.

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What we do know is that no human beings until now have ever commanded so much artificial energy while using so little of their own.

The calories pour into the gut; the gasoline that goes into the tank is converted into motion, but not the calories in the gut. The power has to be used up, it has to go somewhere. Smoking is one way. I do not know the physiology, all I do know is that I was a lot more tired when I smoked. I did much less, I needed sleep more that I do now. Tobacco can use up the excess energy. Yet it, too, seems to spoil the balancing act. For a while, we can do anything, smoke, drive, eat, drink. Not forever, though; the furnace stops drawing, we keep shoveling the stuff in but it doesn't go away. Cut down on sweets, try cyclamates instead; no, back to sccharine again; anything that will save the sweet sensation of fuel going down the gut without forcing us to convert it to work. Try the drinking man's diet, try the driving man's diet.

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So we are bound hand and foot to our sport cars, we seal ourselves in, we drop into the box, we have all the mobility of a letter except that it can go first-class. We go fourth-class, junk mail, containerized bulk shipments. We can't even go to the toilet, no stopping except at designated rest areas. We have true mobility, eternal mobility, we are condemned like the wandering Jew to wander from one rest area to another, to beat like the Flying Dutchman around the Hawthorne Circle or he Bagnolet interchange.

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.... the car is a semi-permanent environment. It influences the way we apprehend things. Not only does it cut the physical activity, but it filters and inhibits sensory stimuli. We do not touch, see, and smell the way we did. Has this changed the way we interpret the world? It might be a good subject for researchers, the same sort of scientists as the ones I read about recently who were putting kittens into a room where they only has horizontal stripes before their eyes. When they grew into big cats, they could not recognize vertical stripes, these were not part of their store of references. What are the references for the car children? Are they blind, perhaps, to everything that moves at less than forty miles per hour?

Excerpts from Chp. 4 -- The Built-in breakdown

You can't burn oil without polluting and when cars stop running on oil, there is a chance that oil will stop running us and we will stop living on energy borrowed from geological time with no intention of repayment.

Since this energy is not ours, we feel no need to conserve it, we throw it away. Perhaps the throwaway car was the start of throwaway living.

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The car cannot last because, like the moonship, it consumes itself as it consumes energy. Sooner or later, it consumes us, mentally as well as physically. The car bestows power without responsibility.

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The old European drive for living space has been siblimated into a push for parking space. The Parisians are becoming bolder. In 1939, they said they weren't going to die for Danzig, today they die for a place to park, screaming and fistfighting and kicking until one of the two adversaries is felled by this infarctus.

Excerpts from Chp. 5 -- Man the mechanical rabbit

I suppose that was what attracted me to the bicycle right from the start. It is not so much a way of getting somewhere as it is a setting for randomness; it makes every journey an unorganized tour. I remember one of the first days that I used to go home for lunch. I was cutting down a wide avenue, with a mall in its middle, on market day. The market stalls were on the mall, the market mens' trucks were parked diagonally to the curb, cars were backed up impatiently as a truck maneuvered out. I slithered by and got up to the truck. It was in the clear but the driver was talking to another marketeer, one of those Paris street conversations that drive waiting motorists to frenzy and their horns to crescendo. as I went by, the driver reached out to shake hands with his friend. I grabbed the dangling hand, shook it and went on. "Salut mon petit", he said.

Excerpts from Chp. 6 -- The eye of the cycle

The world lies right beyond the handlebars of any bicycle that I happen to be on anywhere from New York Bay to the Vallee de Chevreuse. Anywhere is high adventure, the walls come down, the cyclist is a loner, it is the only way for him to meet other loners. And it works. One seldom exchanges anything but curses or names of insurance companies with another driver, the car inhibits human contacts. The bicycle generates them; bikes talk to each other like dogs, they wag their wheels and tinkle their bells, the riders let their mounts mingle.

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Still she didn't come down. What was left of her pate was getting warm, soon the waitress would bring out the roast pork and it would be getting cold.

I got up from the table, crossed the road, and walked up the steps of the bridge. She was not at the railing, she was on all fours in the middle of the plank walk, her rear in the air, the little stumpo of her ponytail jutting up like a tuft of tough grass.

"It's terrible!" she called out ot me. "Come look! Quick!" I got down on all fours next to her and put my eye up against a crevice between two planks. Nothing, just the green Marne. I started to get up, the position was already straining my joints, but she said: "No, stay there! A barge is coming!" I creaked back down on the boards, hoping that anybody passing by on the bridge would think we were Moslems at prayer and not call the wagon. The barge came up, I looked down at it through the lens of the crevice.

It was terrible. The colors of the barge, black bow, tan sand, red and blue laundry, cream roof, green funnel, black stern, flashed by under my eyes like a film, one color jammed against the other, flicking on and off the screen bounded by the edges of my lens until there was only the turmoil of the barge's wake in the Marne, white turning back into green.

Another barge was just nosing around the bend downstream. I put my head down and watched the scene again, seeing for the first time the way the photographer sees all the time. I would like to get a movie camera on that footbridge at Bry-sur-Marne, I am curious to learn if a machine can see the way she taugh me to see.

Excerpts from Chp. 8 -- The road leveler

Our children grow up in fear. The learn that relative safety lies in getting off the street and into the car. Then the danger becomes more manageable, a knight in armor has more chance that a barefoot peasant against another knight. At least it looks that way, until fear comes from another quarter. Our knight is afraid to move without his tin armor, he has no strength without his purchased muscles. Outside his car, powerman is like a turtle without a shell. Where he cannot take his car, he is afraid.

He becomes afraid in the city. He fears the wide lifeless avenues where he has destroyed all life. He locks up his car when he drives through the city. He locks himself up; his car is a social compartment, a cell isolated from other cells.


Radek Aster <raster@nowhere.net>